Beauty and the Beast

Eve teasing er charom nrisangshyo roop dekhlo amader Tilttoma kolkata jaake aamra garbo kore boli prithbir sabcheye safe city.

Haay re! Ei taar asol roop. Meye ra school e jabar patheo ki sanghatik bhabe insecured. Ekti school girl k school e jabar path e school bus jor kore tule niye jabar chesta korlo 3 jubak. Oder threatning k upekhha kore protibaad korechilen, protibaad korechilen jaate fuler matan nishpaap kishorider jeevan ta sesh hoye na jaay tar jonye taake ekta besh bhalo rakam mulyo dite holo. bachhor 26er Binod Jaysawal er buk efNor oNofor hoye jaay revolber er gulite. Ki na tini meyeder sanman nashto hote den ni.

Aamra kothay baas korchi? Byasto sokale school bus theke teacher er samne meye tule niye jete chawar sahos era rakchhe, ei sahos jodi desh er upokare lagato era tahole aamra aaro anek unnoti korte partam.

Chhi. Era manush. Era meyeder sudhu e ekta bhog er samogri hisebe dekhe. Kono din e sanman korte pare na. Erai abar biye kore, meyer baap o hoy.

bahu poribar ei dekha jaay shishu abosthay se hoyto kono nigroher shikar hoyeche kono nikot atmiyoer dwara, jaa tar swabhabik bhabe bere othar pokhhe badha hoye dNariyeche. Sei trauma hoyto katei ni, ja tar futurer normal lifer path e badha hoye geche. Chhelera keno emn hoy? Keno tara fuler matan chhoto choto meye gulor jeevan kuri tei sesh kore dey. Ki kore pare 6 jone mile ekta 9 months old baby k rape korte.

kato ta pashu hole keo erakam kaj korte pare…

J meye gulor katha diye suru korlam. Tader atanka to aajo kateni. katbe ki kore? Aporadhira to buk fuliye ghure berachhe. Morte boseche tader saviour. Achha maa baba ra ki r tader school e pathanor sahos dekhaben?????

Ghatona ti ghoteche Garden Reach elakay. Hoteo pare meye guli hoyto conservative poribar er. Rakkhanshilotar bera topke sikhhar aloke aalokito hote cheyechilo. Kintu ki pelo sudhu e andhokar. Sudhu ora e noy oder theke choto jara, jara hoyto pore vorti hoto school e taarao hoyto sikhhar aalo pabe na. Prashashan jodi chokh bNedhe rakhe sei jaayga anyay atyachare sesh hoye jaay.

Tobu ei Vinod jayswal der matan manush o thaken. Tarai samaj k poriskar rakhar chesta koren, kakhono ba nijer praner binimoye. Onara amader kachhe pronomyo.

Biye Biye Khela

Ekta bahu pracholito katha achhe “Marriages made in Heaven”. Bhalo katha. Sworge biye thik hoy. Kintu Deb debi gon ki chaan j married couple der anekei jeno asukhi hoy? Tahole eto biye bhange keno ba na bhangleo ekta mrito samparko ke jor kore loker samne hasimukhe tene niye jete hoy keno?

Naah.. Bhulbhal bokchhi. Aamar ei lekhatar udeshho sworger adhibasider birudhe katha bola noy, anyo ek udeshyo.

Cricket er por Bharat basi ebar arekta khela niye metechhe “Biye Biye Khela” Sworger lokjon era kato ta daay niyeche mortyo basider biyer jani na kintu matryobasire ekhn ei khelay khub utsahi hoye uthechhe. Matrimonial programme ageo hoyechhe television. Madhuri Dixit erakam  ekti program start korechilen Indiar pratham reality show “Kahin Na Kahin Koyi Hai”.  Program ta kintu choleni besi lokjon utsahito chhilo jodio kintu choleni. Takhon bola hoyechilo “This is India” ekhane ei bhabe TV te lokhho manus er chokh er samne duto poribar er chele meyer modhey biyer katha hobe.. Chhi Chhi. E ki paap! Jodio ekta biye sanghotito hoyechilo mone achhe. To ei ko bachore India eto tayi develop korlo j ekhn channel e  channel e biye biye khela. Rakhi Sawant k diye suru holo.

Amader bango lalona ra ki kom. Tarao egiye elo. kono celebrity? Naah. Sadharan pasher barir meye tara. Kintu tarao elo tader jeevan sangi khujte sei agerkar diner Sayambar kore.

Prathame aamio khub utsahi hoyechilam. Rajkonye bole katha. Aamar jodi Prince Chraming na thakto to amaro biye Sayamabar korei hoto. Utsaho niye boslam dekhi princess chara emni sadharan lokder kemon sayambar hoy. Jato din jete laglo bujhlam program ta just utter rubbish.

Concept ta bhalo chilo,kintu programme ta kemon chhele khelay porinato halo. 3 jon patri Koyel , Tanya, Tanima.

Tara tader jeevan sangi nirbachan korbe sayambar theke. Prathamei khatka laglo. Matro 12! jodi ei 12jon er theke karor ekjon keo pachando na hoy. Hotei pare. 12jon chhelei ache prithibite aar nei taa to na. Jaak din cholte laglo. ekti duti kore baad jete laglo just like any other reality game show. Ei show te biye is nothing but a game. Achha eta ki keo bhebechilo j contest ta jitte to chhelera can give there best just to win the game not to be someone’s soulmate. Haan, ei chinta ta oder mathateo elo. Kobe elo? anek din ghora ghuri kore, Honey Moon er plan kore , besh knadhe haath diye ghure tanya madam knadte boslen Sayambar er din sokale. Ki, na taake niye naki chhelera kheleche. Keo bhalobasena. Bechara sayambar er sokaleo decide korte parche na k k bor malya porabe

Ei programme 12jon purush esechilo 3 jon narir hridoy haran korte. Cupid bechara mukhe cigar gNuje ghurei beralo confused hoye j kaa ke kaar preme porabe.

Sayambar er din obdi se confused. R hobei ba ne keno. Just ekta game show e to bote……

Haan bhalo dik o ache barmalyo jake poralo takei jodi biye karo sei channel thekei biyer kharoch debe! Etayi ba kom ki

Jaa bolchilam , achha reality show mane ki? Kono ekti chheler to kono ekti meye k bhalo legei jete pare. Almost 3 weeks katite ese se hothat eliminate hoye gelo, tar j feelings niye khela holo seta kichu na? Naki reality show te jakhn esecho feelings gulo locker e dhukiye aste hobe.

Natoker sesh nei. Tanimar baba hothat e final er din , final mane holo Sayambar din sokal bela fon j naa tar naki shortlisted candidate der pachando hoyni, tini shoshorire ese kichukhn katha bolei bujhe gelen j ei chele tar meyer ajogyo. Sei chheleo kom na, amay apoman korbi dekh tor meye k kemon apodastho kori. Bor malyo aananor agey janalo se quit korchhe. Bechari Tanima babar babohar er jonye mukh chun kore fere elo bollo seo naki quit korte cheyechilo. R ki bolbe!

Jaak koyel, Tanya bar malyo pralo. Ora bhalo thakuk, sukhe thakuk.

Aaro emn biye biye khela kheluk. Jani na, satyi e jani na k kota chingri machh dhorte parlo r ke kota int (brick) boye niye elo k dewale ghNute dilo eisab diye ki manush er moner gobhirota bichar kora jaay! Ki jani… Reality show to. Sab e sambhab.

O arekta katha biyeta kintu khelayi ekhane. karon bormalyo poriyeche mane kintu ei noy j ora takei biye korbe.

EK KHOKAR KAHINI

Ek j chilo khoka. Chotto khoka. Khoka thakto ekta barite. Maa baba aaro kara kara jeno chilo sathe.

Takhn saal ta 1942 ki 43. Athobe 44 o hote pare. Sakal ta suru hoyechilo anyano diner matan e. Shanto sakal, cha kheye bazaar e berono hobe. Hothat ei samay siren er awaj e charidik kNepe uthhlo. Sabai bheeto santrasto hoye uthlo. Oe boma felte eseche Japani ra. Samle newar agei start holo bombing. . Sakal bela tei neme elo raatrir andhar. Khanik pore all clear siren beje uthlo.

Tatokhone sab sesh. Maa baba aaro kara kara chilo na sab sesh hoye geche. Bomar aghate baritao r nei bollei chole. Sei khoka deke deke maa baba k ghum theke othatei parlo na. tarpor dekhlo kara jeno ese dhangso stup theke maa baba aro sabai k niye ekta garite suiye niye chole gelo. Khokar dike fireo chailo naa. Se kato daklo, kato knadlo keo e fere o takalo naa.

Se knadte knadte barir samner restate bose porlo. Thik sei samay sekhan diye jachhilen ek school teacher, choto bachha k knadte dekhe ashpash er lok k jigasa kore sab jante parlen. Sabai k jigesh korlen eitukun dudher shishu er dayitto k nichho? Keo raji holo na bollo amader e nun ante panta furoy aamra ki kore arekti pet er dayitto nebo bolun. Dirghoswash fele uni khoka k kole tule nilen r ascharjo byapar seo bina protibaad e tar sathe jete raji holo.

Khoka pelo natun bari. Natun maa, baba, bhai bon. Dheere dheere se ei barir baro chhele hoye uthlo.

Ei barir padobi Moitro e  se grahon korechilo.

Din jay raat jay anek bachor periye sei chootto khoka aaj ek supurush juba. Ghor er bnadhon tar bhalo lage na. Mon chute chole desh deshante. Sara prithbi bhraman ere k adomya ichha. Porashonay jathesto bhalo chilo.

Se ek samay jahaj er captain hoy.  Tar swapno er hoy suru. Kato desh ghore se. Barir jonye niye aasey kato bhalo bhalo upohar. Maa udgrib hoye thake kobe chhele ghore firbe. Barite anek bhai bon. Chhoto choto bhai bon haan kore Bimal dadar samudra jatrar galpo sone. Sunte sunte tader o chokhe bhese othe uttal samudre jhor er sathe mokabila korar drishyo. Ei bhabei kete jay besh kichu din.

Hothat Bimal ek din bari asey , sathe niye ek dana kata pori. Barite hurohuri pore jay , kothay bosabe ki khawabe notun bou bole katha. Sudhu maa’r mone ektu abhiman er megh. Barir baro chhele, taar biye eibhabe holo. Chheler barir keo kichhui janlo na. Ekkebare bou niye asa holo.

Tao, take ei niye keo kichu bole ni. Hazar hok, barir baro chele bole katha. Sabai khushi monei bou k baron korlo. Dudin theke sostrik se bari theke berolo. Abar ekta samudra jatra royeche samne.

Hay re, k janto sei hobe sesh jatra.

Jahaj chharlo r Bimal er kono khabor pawa gelo na. Bari theke anek khojakhuji holo, jahaj dube geche kina, kintu jahaj dobe ni, kintu Captain hariye geche. Bou er barir thikana nea chhilo na, tayi se khane keo jgajog korte parlo na. Knede knede maa er chokh er jol shukolo.

Kintu Khoka r firlo na. Ei bisal prithibi te se hariye gelo.

KENO ELAM

Eti aamar pratham lekha. Aapnara bhabte paren keno ei  Blog duniya te elam.

Chhoto bela thekei boi porar nesha, mane gopper boi , porar boi na

kato j natun, purono boi, magazine royechhe bari te tar hiseb nei. Sei purono basumoti o royeche barite.

Aamar Thakuma , jaa k aami Amma boltam , j konodin school er mukh dekhen ni ,sei agekar diner manush hoyeo tini basumoti te likhten, abosyoyi bename likhten, aamar ammar baba khub e reserve manush chhilen, bibahita meye magazine e likhchhe mene nite parten na, e chharao “pachhe loke kichu bole” factor ta kaj korto ,tayi anyo naamei likhten.  J namei likhun na keno, lekha tayi to asol tayi na…

Ebar bhablam aami e likhi na keno, sudhu j galpo, kobitayi likhte hobe ta to na, diner kichu khuti nati jamone chhap feleche, ba kono mojar ghatona ba serious anything…

Sei jonnei ei rajkonye ebar kalam dhorlo oops kalam na mane blog start korlo